Excerpt from a Teenage Opera - Keith West

Parlophone single, 1967

You’re here at #1 and it should no be a surprise that Grocer Jack is the top of the heap for us. One thing to get clear is that no money changed hands and no bully boys visited us in a dark alley. We selected this song all on our own but we didn’t select it because Mark Wirtz and Keith West invented Toytown pop. We also didn’t select it because it’s the best song on the list (there are just too many good songs here) or because it is one of the most commercially successful tracks on the list. So why did we pick this track as the best of the best? Simple: it incorporates all of the best traits of Toytown pop into one song and to us it is the most successful at doing so. It’s got a great story, it has a children’s chorus, it’s got a quaint British village for a setting, it has sadness and hope and it’s got flutes! What is most astonishing is that while the story is directed at children the music plays like an adult symphony. Even after you add the Wirtzian bag of tricks (banjos, bongos and the like) the song assumes its audience, both young and old, are intelligent listeners and that they can take it all in. And as most British citizens over the age of 45 know, the song was taken in and is still remembered by its fans and detractors all these years later. The biggest compliment to the achievement of Mr. Wirtz and Mr. West is that it’s never been successfully imitated. There have been plenty of cute songs in a similar style (some listed in these pages) but no song after it comes close – except the two last installments of The Teenage Opera.

 

"Hey Mark, you're a comedian now, so tell me a joke"

"OK Keith, have you heard the one about the weatherman, the train driver and the dead grocer?"

"Many times...but you never finish it"

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